Troy’s Morning Coffee Reflections

Learning how to translate what your wife is really saying, can save you years of frustration. So after 20 plus years of marriage and secretly recording the true meaning of what my lovely wife is really saying, I decided to push my finding so my boy’s will not have to go through the same life learning experience that I have.

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The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: You had better be listening

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

The wife says: I’m not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset – moron

The wife says: You’re… so manly
The wife means: You need to shower and shave

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I don’t look 21 any longer.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: We need new curtains.
The wife means: And… carpeting, furniture, and the walls painted!

The wife says: I need some new thongs.
The wife means: My flip-plops are from last year.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there, no there, no over there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: Stop Snoring!

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.

The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and watch fox news.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I still look like I’m 21.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: Too late, your on the couch tonight.

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: Maybe, we’ll see

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: I didn’t say when

The wife says: I’m sorry
The wife means: You’d better say, “no princess I’m the one who should be sorry”

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: If you do, it’s mine. If you don’t, I got it from your mom

The wife says: Just buy what I have on the list
The wife means: Don’t screw up my budget boy

The wife says: Honey wake up, I think that was the grand babies?
The wife means: Get out of bed and take care of them, since it’s the sins of the father that was passed on to your boys.

The wife says: I’m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I’m yelling, this is important!

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: I’ve already told you a million times, you should know what is really wrong.

The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.
The wife means: But, when I am ready to talk, You’ll Know It.

I love my wife, and she is my best friend. Without her, my life would not have turned out as it has. She is the greatest mother and Nana in the whole world, along with being one of the best selling inspirational romance writers in the world today.

I love you princess!

Never Give Up,

Troy

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Tags: romance, Understanding Women, Wife Talk